Karin and the Insufficient Vibrator

Again, inspiration struck me as I saw the picture, so I rolled with it.


The image I used is fanart of Karin Asaka from Love Live, done by comugico on Pixiv.  Since the work was deleted, here's the same picture on Danbooru.

The magic sparklies coming off the vibrator are mystify-stock's Magic Brushes

and rL-Brushes' Elven Magic brushes.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Love Live and all characters depicted or mentioned are owned by Dengeki G's, Lantis, and Sunrise), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:

One downside of having these crazy powers is that, after experiencing the full extent of the pleasure they can give you, conventional things like a simple vibrator just don't cut it anymore.  Like, if I didn't distinctly remember turning this thing on earlier, thanks to my now-perfect memory, I would've thought I forgot to turn it on in the first place!
Hm... hang on a second, I have an idea...
There.  Let's see if infusing it with my powers helps me feel it... maybe even enjoy it.
Ahhhh.... that's much better.  Hm?  I suppose you're wondering why I'm not acting any differently, now that the vibrator is working hard enough to pleasure even me.  Well, thanks to my powers, it's very easy to maintain my composure in spite of any sort of sexual stimulation, no matter how intense.  It's a big help with multitasking.  There are some goddesses out there who go about their daily routines while experiencing orgasms so insanely powerful they produce around the same amount of energy as a star does in any given moment.  Let me do the math for you.  A typical female orgasm produces about 0.03 watts.  Meanwhile, the sun emits 386 yottawatts constantly.  Which means those orgasms are about 11.6 septillion times more powerful than that of a typical human female's.
Oh?  Did that turn you on?  I'd offer you the vibrator, but I'm afraid it would almost certainly kill you the moment you flip it on.  Though, if you want to experience that kind of unhinged, out of control, cosmic ecstasy, but on a less lethal level, I could certainly help you out there....