Commission Info

COMMISSIONS: Open as of 2023-10-01, with 3 slots available!  Please read the official announcement on DeviantArt for details.  Slot status will be there and on Neocities.

REQUESTS: Still closed

COLLABORATIONS: Still closed

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I live in the United States, so all prices here are in US Dollars.  I'm equipped to accept payments via PayPal or Cash App.

I would prefer to accept payment upon completion, as I don't especially like the idea of accepting money for unfinished work.

As of January 1 2021, my rates have changed.  I now charge $0.015/word for stories and captions.  However, I still do not accept DeviantArt points or cryptocurrency--legal tender only.  I would prefer to accept payment upon completion, as I don't especially like the idea of accepting money for unfinished work.

I can provide an estimate for you if you'd like, taking into account your applicable discounts and ongoing sales.  The average length of my captions is about 400 words, whereas stories average at about 4,000.  You can check the Statistics sheet on my hub for more precise/up-to-date numbers.

Discounts include:

• 15% off your first commission
• 25% off if you're a regular (meaning you've commissioned me three or more times in the past year/365 days)
• If your word count exceeds 5,000, you get an additional 10% off!  If it's over 10,000 words, it becomes 20% off! This doesn't stack with the aforementioned 10%.  If your commission is over 10,000 words, you get a 20% discount, not a cumulative 30% off.
  

If you're interested, here is my contact info.  Before asking me for anything, however, please read this list of what I'm willing and unwilling to write about.