Unstoppable Maid

(This post has been edited into a text-only short story at the request of the artist of the picture I originally used in the caption, Minxei on Pixiv.)

Working title: Invulnerable Maid

Noelle is criminally underrated and underutilized in Genshin Impact. At the absolute least, she deserves a story quest! Unfortunately, as of this caption's posting (prior to the introduction of Hangout Events in version 1.4), "Noelle has not appeared in any quests or events." 😢 

So, since miHoYo won't do it hasn't begun work on it yet, I have no choice but to take matters into my own hands! ...with some liberties on my part, because that's what you're all here for.