Working title: Daijoubu
This one was inspired by a caption by BlazeyBakeneko on DeviantArt, which was in turn inspired by a Youtube video by Kirsten Lepore, called Hi Stranger. Me being me, I took the premise and made it sexy.
The image I used is fanart of Ultimate Madoka (aka Madoka Kaname) from Puella Magi Madoka Magica, by Oman on Pixiv (first image).
All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Puella Magi Madoka Magica and all characters depicted are owned by Shaft and Aniplex), and above the age of 18. I make no money through this image.
Finally,
I realize I basically just posted a caption (about six hours ago), but
please don't expect me to start churning these out daily or anywhere
near regularly. I merely have a bit of a backlog of completed ones at
the moment.
TRANSCRIPT:
Oh, you're awake. Hi there! How are you feeling? Much better now than a little bit ago, I imagine!Anyway, welcome to... well, there isn't really a name for this place, actually. It's an afterlife for magical girls. Valhalla, Heaven, Fólkvangr, Elysium, The Summerland, Gimlé, Pialral... the name doesn't matter. What does matter is that you're here now. You're safe--your soul is one with me and you're finally at peace now. And you'll never turn into a witch--I ensured your despair is gone for good.
My name's Madoka, but you can call me God if you want. It's not *that* much of a stretch, to be honest.
Oh, I don't mind if you stare. I'm not exactly dressed very conservatively to begin with. Actually, I had an apron on a little bit ago, since I was in the middle of cooking some food, but I rushed over here as quickly as I could when I felt you were coming. I make a point of giving each and every new arrival here a personal greeting. I'm the last face they all see before passing away in the mortal realm, so it's only fair that I act as a psychopomp here for my fellow magical girls; make their transition--your transition--as pleasant as possible.
Speaking of, I've noticed your staring becoming increasingly lascivious. Oh, don't get all embarrassed! Lots of people have lots of sex here! What better way to spend eternity, right?
You know... there's really no schedule as to *when* I get that food ready. You know, eternity and stuff. So... if you perchance wanted to make love to me, right here and right now, I certainly wouldn't mind. On the contrary, in fact--I would love it! I was actually getting kinda bored and horny just standing around, making food and all.
So what do you say? How'd you like to make love to your savior, the personification of hope itself?
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