Life Imitates Her Art, Guaranteed

Working title: A Stylus That Draws Reality--You Think About That Now!                 

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.  So much so that, not only am I not dead, but the existence of reports to that effect are also greatly exaggerated!  I've just been somewhat more active... elsewhere lately.


Anyway, since I made a caption that doesn't have any distasteful, awful, disgusting erect penises, it's being uploaded here (meaning DeviantArt).  It's still about unlimited powah, so I trust it won't start too big of a riot.

The image I used is of an original character by Yuusuke Sawada on Pixiv.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (The original character depicted is owned by Yuusuke Sawada), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:

One day, as I was working on an art piece, something like static electricity suddenly zapped from my tablet to my stylus, up my arm, and through my whole body.  It happened in an instant, but afterwards, I just felt so... different.  I ultimately just moved on, not yet realizing what I had been blessed with.
My art wasn't very popular online.  So naturally, I wanted my art to get more attention.  In the background of one of my pieces, I edited a screenshot of my art page and added several digits to the visitor count, the follower count, the favorites count--everything.  It was such a tiny thing, I thought at the time, that no one but me would ever know it was there.  I most definitely wasn't expecting to see all my page's statistics increased to the numbers I wrote the next time I checked!  Before I started celebrating, I had a thought, and decided to draw myself having an orgasm.  If what happened wasn't a coincidence, and what I drew really changed something like that, then I should find myself in the throes of ecstasy as soon as I finish the picture, right?  Sure enough, just as I finished it, I experienced the greatest (and most sudden) orgasm of my life--compounded by my revelation that I acquired the power to draw reality!  Anything I draw comes true!  As I came down, I stopped and thought.  What would be the best thing I could draw to make me all-powerful?
As it turns out, the answer is me drawing the entire multiverse.  Well, all *I* drew was a black image with some swirls of light here and there.  My power was apparently able to precisely gauge my intent and make me the capital-G Goddess of the Entire Multiverse, with absolute power over every realm and iteration of existence!  I am now totally, absolutely, and supremely omnipotent!
I'll admit, I've thought about fully embracing my godhood and thriving off the wholly single-minded worship of every living being in every reality for all eternity, living a life of literally unparallelable luxury and ecstasy.  It's a little tempting, but it'd get boring in a hurry.  I know, because I did exactly that in an alternate reality.  I'd much rather continue life from where I left off, instead of skipping ahead to overlord of literally everything.  I'm just not overlord material, even if I now wield all power that exists, ever has existed, and ever will exist.
Well, it's not like I'm not using my powers *at all*, either.  I'm much prettier and bustier than I was before.  My groceries, supplies, and bank account are all incapable of decreasing even slightly, no matter how much I consume them!  Now that I'm omnipotent, my powers are completely internalized.  I don't *have* to draw to change things anymore, but I do it anyway because I enjoy it.  That's how it is with everything now!  I don't *need* to do anything anymore, but I do it anyway, because it's fun!