Reverse Regret

Working title: Hello, Green

So you drink a weird drink like an idiot, so you regret it.  But it turns you into something amazing, so you regret regretting drinking the weird drink.  Hence reverse regret.  ...Did I mention I'm not an English major?

Anyway, this is my first slime caption.  As I'm a fan of them, so you can count on there being more slime-themed captions in the future.  As for when... uh...

The image I used is of an original character by chikokuma on Pixiv.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (The original character depicted is owned by chikokuma), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:

Wow, I feel so... different after having that weird melon soda.  Not a bad different by any means....
It feels like the carbonation in the soda is going through my whole body now.  It actually feels pretty nice!  In fact, I think I can almost hear it... wait.
It... my body!  I'm causing that fizzing sound I'm hearing!  I've apparently been transformed into some kind of sentient slime creature... somehow!  This is incredible!
Let's see... slimes can change their appearance at will, right?  Let's give it a try-- whoa!
Wow.  Just like that and my breasts grow bigger than my head!  And my hips are twice as wide as they were a moment ago!  It feels pretty good being bigger like this, but I wonder where all this extra mass came from?  I thought I'd have to move my slime around to change my body, but the only explanation I can come up with for what just happened is that I used slime I don't have.  It just... appeared.  Isn't that, like... a god power, creating something out of nothing?  Hmmm... I may have become more powerful than I initially thought.  Now I'm getting excited!  My body's even more bubbly now!  Oh, it feels amazing!  I can't wait to experiment with these new powers of mine; find out all that I'm capable of now!
Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I sure am glad I drank that weird soda I found like an idiot!  I thought I was going to have a stomachache for a few days, not become some crazy, sexy creature with amazing powers!  Funny how these things work out...