Utterly Backfired

Working title: Pissed Off Mako-chan

I would imagine Makoto has spent a lot of her time post-manga finale with Ami, allowing her to pick up on all that complex science-y bullshit.  That, or her extremely augmented powers helped her understand the concept.  Or maybe both.  Why not both?


Thanks to the VS Battles Wiki for providing an easy way of quantifying Makoto's power in her Eternal form (probably extrapolating off Eternal Sailor Moon).  Is it scientifically accurate?  I'm not a physicist, so fuck if I know.  I'm taking it to mean "bigger number means more powah".  That's simple enough for even me to understand!

For anyone who cares, Eternal Jupiter is a high Tier 3-A.  Meanwhile, I imagine Jupiter at the point this caption takes place is either a High Complex Tier 1-C or a Low Hyperverse 1-B, or somewhere between the tenth and twelfth dimensions.  Long story short: not quite author-grade powah, but close enough to us mere mortals.  Certainly more than enough to deal with a lowly pervert.

The image I used is fanart of Sailor Jupiter from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, by abdg on Pixiv.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, Makoto Kino, and Sailor Jupiter are all owned by Naoko Takeuchi), and above the age of 18 (She literally says she's 36--that much should not be in question.  At the very least, she most definitely looks to be of age.).  I make no money through this image.

Now, you may be wondering: "If Jupiter is far more powerful here than she was in her Eternal form, then why does her costume basically look the same as her baseline one from the series' start?  Well, it's like the fanciness of the costume hit its cap, experienced an integer overflow, and reset to zero.  Alternatively, you can envision it like a car odometer--once every digit reaches 9, the next mile traveled will roll them all forward to 0.  And she's very much an adult, so the cute factor is largely discarded in favor of a sexy factor.  Maybe subsequent power-ups would remove parts of her costume?  I feel like there's an anime with that premise: you get more powerful the more naked you are.  Maybe that's Trigger's next show after Darling in the Franxx?

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TRANSCRIPT:

Are you fucking serious?  You seriously walked up to me, basically demanded I have sex with you, and honestly, truly, sincerely expected a yes?
Let me tell you something.  I'm a Sailor Guardian.  I've been one since I was fourteen.  Over the next two years, I experienced several power-ups which eventually made me into, for all intents and purposes, a god.  Even after we defeated Galaxia, those power-ups have kept coming every now and again.  I actually had one just a few days ago.  In other words, the older I get, the more powerful I become.  So... go ahead and guess how old I am now.
Thirty-six.  Twenty years later, and look at me now.  I'm a literal fucking goddess in the flesh!  Even if I wasn't, you can't deny that I look like one.  Honestly, if I really wanted to, I could just seduce my way out of any problems I encounter... but I get the feeling you'd like that.  And of course, we can't have that now, can we?
To be honest, I don't even know just how powerful I am now!  I haven't had a reason to transform for several years now, outside of the occasional role-playing scenario, but those never called for me to actually use my powers.  Assuming the progression has been strictly linear after my first two years, allowing room for some significantly diminishing returns.... hm.  On second thought, I don't think I'll tell you.  I think I'd much rather watch you squirm as your your imagination runs wild, struggling to fathom just how much power I have at my command.
So what'll it be?  Are you gonna back off and leave me alone, or do I have to rewrite this entire universe so you never existed?