Your New Mistress

god i wish that were me

I think it was inevitable that I made a caption of Darjeeling.  She's a third-year who's the very image of grace and elegance, and even wears pantyhose to boot! (Granted, it's part of her school's uniform, but still)  She's my cup of tea (pun totally intended) on several levels!


The image I used is fanart of Darjeeling from Girls und Panzer, by Masahiro Kure on Twitter.  The first couple sentences of the caption are basically the same as the text accompanying that post.  Danbooru has a translation, if you're interested.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Girls und Panzer and Darjeeling (the character, not the tea) are owned by Actas), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

What if Darjeeling actually doesn't like Darjeeling tea?  I mean, she is an Anglophile, and Darjeeling tea comes from India.  If that's the case, then I imagine she'd be happy to pour it down her legs for you to drink--she's certainly not going to.

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TRANSCRIPT:

Ah, it would seem my tea has gotten cold.  Here, help yourself. ♥
Hm?  Well, it doesn't really make a difference how expensive it is.  I can refill my cup whenever I like.  I just thought you looked thirsty down there.
Hot tea, you say?  Hmmm...  I'm not sure if I'm willing to just give it to you, just because you asked.  Besides, I wouldn't want to scald my legs delivering it to you.  I have very sensitive skin, after all...
Ha!  That was a joke.   I could take a swim through the sun and emerge out the other end completely unscathed!  You see, sweetie, I'm actually a goddess.  I wield power so great your mind couldn't even comprehend it.  As a result, basically everything goes my way.
But just because I can abuse you that doesn't mean I will.  Let it never be said that I'm a cruel mistress.  I may be a goddess, but I have no intention of abusing my power.  Well, beyond my toying with you, sweetie.
Now then, if you'd rather not have cold Earl Grey, then what would you like?
Warm Darjeeling, you say?  Oh, sweetie, I'm touched!  Flattery will get you everywhere, especially when it's directed at a goddess!
Here you are, sweetie.  Enjoy~♥