Or: Everything You Wanted to Know About Magic Pantyhose, but Were
Too Afraid to Ask, Because You Most Definitely Don't Want to Be on the
Bad Side of Someone Who Can Vaporize Planets (but that, while a doable length for a post title on Blogspot, is just too verbose)
Self-explanatory title. I made a caption about magic pantyhose some time ago and definitely plan on making more, so the
thought occurred to me to have a pantyhose-clad girl explain the
intricacies of the enchanted hosiery. And who better to do the
explaining than Machi Ashida, whose creator quite obviously has a
pantyhose fetish? I mean, good god, the lad draws pantyhose-clad legs
like nobody's business!
I executed my usual
"glowing eyes" shtick in a different fashion this time around. I think
it looks nice. Not every artist adds that many colorful dots in their
characters' eyes, so I can't say it'll become a regular thing.
The image I used is of Machi Ashida, an original character by Gurande on Pixiv.
All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Machi Ashida is owned by Gurande), and above the age of 18. I make no money through this image.
All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Machi Ashida is owned by Gurande), and above the age of 18. I make no money through this image.
TRANSCRIPT:
You are getting
sleeeeeepy... ha, just kidding. Though I could definitely hypnotize you
with these on. You know, magic pantyhose and all.Wait, that seriously surprises you? Wow... I'm sorry, I'm just a little surprised. I would have thought everyone knew about this sort of thing by now, seeing as you can buy pantyhose that make you effectively unstoppable at almost any clothing store these days. Well, I have some free time--I can give you a crash course.
Let's start with color. Really, there's pantyhose in basically any color you can imagine, as well as a myriad of designs. I tend for plain black most of the time--it goes with everything. I do, however, sometimes enjoy wearing nice, bright-colored ones. They attract the eye, even entrance others. You can even get them in skin colors, for that sleek, professional OL look.
Now, you might be thinking they look brown, not black. That's a matter of denier. Denier is a value from 1 to 100, determining how fine or thick they are. The lower you go, the thinner (and more fragile) they get. The low deniers are subtle, both in appearance and powers. You might not even know you're capable of singlehandedly annihilating a planet if you just found them and put them on. The high deniers are very apparent, again both in appearance and powers. You're still capable of annihilating the whole world. Let me tell you, the power they simple give off while being worn feels amazing. It tends to overpower any other sensation, so I tend to go for the middle deniers. These ones I'm wearing are 50 denier--mostly opaque, but still allows some skin color to peek through, resulting in the brown color. Magic pantyhose or no, you have to determine the right denier for the outfit, situation, and weather.
There's also the finish--matte or glossy. These are glossy, but the denier makes the shine a bit subtle in some spots. Personally, I think it looks elegant. Matte pantyhose with a really high denier are great for raw protection. Nothing--and I mean literally nothing, not even the end of the universe itself--can harm someone in those. Glossy pantyhose, while still offering tremendous protection to their wearer, grant more powers than mere absolute invulnerability.
It might be a bit hard to see, but there are bands around my upper thighs. See them there? They're mundanely intended to serve as extra reinforcement against runs and tears. On the magic variety, however, they serve as hubs of sorts, where the wearer can add their own enchantments, allowing for a degree of customization in what powers they grant the wearer. These add-ons can be seriously powerful. For instance, one of the powers I have on these is the ability to fly at up to one million times the speed of light. Needless to say, I'm not late for things anymore~! Of course, with a power that tremendous, I also have total control over it, so I can regulate precisely how fast I go and when I stop. Otherwise, I'd be an absolute klutz with a ridiculous amount of debt from countless instances of severe property damage!
Well, that's about it, as far as the basics go. There are also bodystockings, which are like pantyhose that cover the entire body. They work and look like pantyhose for the most part, but the additional coverage grants far more raw power to the wearer! And then there's latex bodysuits... hoo boy. Those are an entirely different beast. I've never worn one myself, but I understand that the experience is... transcendent. Simply... beyond, period. It's... not easy to explain without having worn latex myself, I'm afraid.
Well, there are plenty of latex-clad gods out there. I'm sure you'll be able to find one and ask your questions to them. For now, though, I'll see you around!
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