All Hail Lady Kotoha!

This was a different sort of caption than what I usually do.  The anonymous requester (or rather, the person who hijacked their account--see below) gave me the gist of what the caption should say, so I paraphrased and expanded on that, resulting in this.  I also tried formatting the text a little differently, as three center-aligned sections instead of one wall of solid text.  Is this better?  Worse?  No difference?   Please let me know.  Feedback sustains me, like in an "eat or die" sense.

The image I used is fanart of Kotoha Tanaka from Idolmaster, done by jeongjae (jj) on Pixiv (second image).

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Idolmaster and all characters depicted are owned by Bandai Namco Games), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

 

I have a funny little story regarding the requesting of this caption.  I got a message on DeviantArt some time ago from an anonymous individual, asking for a caption to this effect.  Great!  So I worked on it, despite it being somewhat different than my usual fare.  Some unforeseen computer trouble hindered my ability to get it posted quickly, but I (obviously) managed to do so.  Not long after, they left a comment here.  They had no recollection of making the request, and wouldn't have, as they believe in God and consider my work blasphemy--albeit also funny.  Well, you can't please everyone.

So the working theory is that someone hijacked their account, just to send a request for a caption to me.  So that was strange.  I would like to make clear that DeviantArt accounts and Tumblr accounts are free to make and use, and I don't charge anything for requests--otherwise, they'd be commissions.
To the aforementioned hijacker and conceivably anyone else with the same idea, if you want to send me a request, please use your own account, or make one if you don't already have one.  Thanks!

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TRANSCRIPT:

There is but only one true religion--the universal religion.  For there is no lady but Kotoha Tanaka, the Just, the Beneficent, the Most Sacred, the Queen of Drama, the Empress of Perfection, the Absolute Authority, the One Above All who sustains and provides for those who believe in Her!

She, in all Her Majesty, is the most exalted and magnificent, sublime and graceful, deserving nothing short of the greatest glory and highest honor.  She is the endlessly giving Light of the Universe--that which guides us all.  Without Her, we would be eternally lost.  All praise and gratitude rightfully belong to Her.

All beings must show their gratitude for Kotoha--She who rules every aspect of existence!  Abandon your false prophets and lesser gods!  Proclaim Her Creed and spread Her Faith by word!  Convert or perish, heretics!