Shiki's Omnipotence Elixir

This one sat half-complete in my captions folder for a while, until I showed it to Akane and they helped me fill in the other half. Thanks for that, friend!

The image I used is fanart of Shiki Ichinose from Idolmaster, done by loco 65 o1o1 on nicovideo.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Idolmaster and all characters depicted or mentioned are owned by Bandai Namco Games), and above the age of 18. I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:

I finally did it!  Well, not only did I do it, but it also worked!  I finally managed to concoct an elixir that accelerates the force of evolution on an individual exponentially.  By drinking the elixir, I've become something completely beyond humanity!  I technically don't even count as Homo sapiens anymore!  I'm not sure if this giddiness in my chest is because I'm so excited, or if all this power just feels so good inside me!
You see these papers here?  And how you can't read them at all?  The first thing I did after I got my new powers was destroy all my research.  With my powers, that proved laughably easy.  Didn't even have to snap my fingers!  The symbols on these papers are now truly and utterly indecipherable nonsense--totally worthless.  I certainly wouldn't want someone else to get their hands on my work and attempt to claim this limitless power for themselves, after all!  Even if some big shot manages to replicate my work through sheer chance, I've also just altered the laws of physics just a little bit, so the mixture of chemicals I used will result only in a comically disappointing puff of black smoke!
Now, just because I've gone to such lengths to keep others from acquiring all this magnificent power doesn't mean I intend to keep it all to myself!  I'll share it, but only with people I trust!  Like Syuko-chan and Mika-chan!  ...Except they're off working right now.  But that's no problem for me now!  I can just reach back in time and retroactively manipulate Chihiro-chan ever so slightly so she schedules today's work for tomorrow, and... there!  Now to message them and have them come meet me so I can give them a surprise gift!  I wonder how they'll react to becoming omnipotent?  Well, that's a stupid question, now that I actually think about it.  They'll obviously love it!