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Saturday, September 15, 2018

A Pathetic Performance


So!  This is a thing.  It deals with things I don’t usually write about (albeit somewhat indirectly), and that some people may not be terribly fond of those things. So uh... that’s a thing.  Please don’t report me over this.


I realize the image looks kinda rape-y.  And you’re right–it is.  I tried to change the context of the caption to mitigate that.  It’s not explicitly stated, but I was going for a sort of “consensual rape” scenario–where both parties agree to the role-playing, in which one party acts like they’re forcing themselves on the other.

I don’t want to get all preachy here, but I’d just like to make it clear that I don’t condone rape (outside of the aforementioned role-playing scenario).  For that matter, I don’t condone incest, either.  Please enjoy the caption as an erotic fantasy, because that’s all it’s meant to be.

The image I used is fanart of Suguha Kirigaya from Sword Art Online, done by fuya (tempupupu) on Pixiv (first image).

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Suguha Kirigaya and all characters mentioned are owned by Reki Kawahara), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

TRANSCRIPT:
Oh, come on, you guys!  I’m paying you for this?!  Have either of you ever even gotten near another woman, let alone had sex with them?   All you’re doing is getting me annoyed and sweaty!  You’re not striking fear into my heart!  If anything, you’re making me regret making this promise, if this is the best you two can do.
See, I figured that if my brother–adopted brother, to be clear–wouldn’t take the damn hint, then I’d hire you guys to satisfy me.
About that, what the hell?!  If you found out your smoking hot sister was in fact not related to you by blood, wouldn’t you and any other straight, red-blooded young man be overjoyed by that and jump at the opportunity?!  Trying to seduce him is like trying to seduce a brick wall!  How can anyone be so dense?!  …she said to the brick walls. *sigh*
Maybe I am a lesbian after all.  I bet there are plenty of woman out there with the guts to actually make love to another human being, especially one as stacked as myself.
Get out of here, you two.  You’re not getting a single yen from me after a performance this pathetic.

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I'm the hentai-man, doing the best I hentai-can! I write stories and captions catering to fetishes ranging from somewhat common to abundantly obscure. A fair portion of it's fanfiction, but contrary to popular belief, I do actually have a creative bone in my body, meaning I write original works too.