Rosalina's Luminosity

Requested by Oloshadow.

Given how much I adore Rosalina, one would think I would've made plenty of captions of her by now. Gee, doesn't that sound familiar?


As the caption suggests, there will be a follow-up to this one. Stay tuned....

The image I used is fanart of Rosalina from the Mario series, done by gray impact on Twitter.

Thanks to Akane and OmniScribbler for beta reading. 

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Rosalina and the Mario series are owned by Nintendo), and above the age of 18. I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:
One thing people tend to get wrong about me is just how powerful I really am.  Sure, I may typically look like a mysterious waif with cute star-shaped pets, but don't forget that I've lived through more iterations of the universe than your method of quantification is capable of expressing!
What you call entropy is actually the result of energy gradually being absorbed by me, making me more powerful.  Once I've completely taken a universe into myself--heat death--I produce a spark which manifests as a new universe.  The cycle of life never repeats itself in quite the same way.
Over time, those boosts of power let me loosen up and enjoy myself more than I ever did back when I first met Mario at the gateway, which is probably what I am most grateful for.  Life is a delight instead of a duty now!
After absorbing a functionally infinite number of universes, I have become omnipotent--rather, I am omnipotent.  Even before acquiring absolute power, I became unbound by time, allowing me to have always possessed this power, which came in handy preventing the kind of havoc Bowser will cause with all those Grand Stars.
Forgive me--tenses are often confusing when time is no longer relevant.  I don't really bother trying to get them right anymore!
Speaking of Grand Stars, they have attributes comparable to those of Super Mushrooms, in that they can induce growth.  Refining where the growth occurs is child's play, especially with all my power!  The Lumas love how voluptuous I can become!  They attach themselves to me and suckle on my breasts constantly!  Some of them take in so much of my energy that they become an extension of myself!  You might not expect expansion of that sort to mean anything to an infinite, eternal being like me, but believe me when I say there are few sensations as divine as that....
Mmmm... that might not be entirely true.  There's also the let-down reflex.  You literally can't imagine how good that feels, especially with infinite power synonymous with your very soul!
Honestly, everything about my existence feels so impossibly good--if I described it all to you, this caption would be as infinite as me!  That doesn't bode well for you and your finite lifespan, so I'll wrap this up.  If there's one complaint I have about all this power, it's the peerlessness.  Not to worry, though--I have a plan!  Stay tuned~!