Apotheosis, Part 2

No, you didn't miss the prequel to this caption.  Not yet, anyway.

While I was working on this caption, I decided to do a little retconning. I decided that the "normal" and "omni" Senran Kagura universes should be one and the same. Something will happen (possibly involving Haruka) that introduces omnipotence to our beloved ensemble tiddy ninjas. So, all the normal stuff takes place before that event and all the omni stuff takes place after. Simple.

The one where Ikaruga becomes self-aware of her status as a video game character and absorbs the whole series' cast to become a goddess takes place in a separate universe closer to real life, in that Senran Kagura is just a video game.

But, to probably everyone reading this, that's a big ass-paragraph you have absolutely no interest in reading. Can't say I blame you. Honestly, it's not too important in the greater scheme of things.

The image I used is fanart of Hibari (top) and Yagyū (bottom) from Senran Kagura, done by jt dong-agyoku on Pixiv. (The post has since been deleted, so here's a Danbooru mirror.) I flipped it vertically, since both OmniScribbler (thanks for beta reading) and I felt it looked better that way.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Senran Kagura and all characters depicted are owned by Tamsoft and Marvelous Entertainment), and above the age of 18. I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:
Yagyū unleashed her Ultimate Secret Ninja Art, channeling all the raw power she could muster into her hands, which she thrust into Hibari's vagina at unfathomable speeds. As a result, Hibari was submerged in a sea of euphoria beyond comprehension, let alone imagination. Moreover, a previously unknown aspect of Hibari's Kagan made itself known. Her pink cross-shaped pupils reshaped into brilliantly-glowing hearts. Additionally, Hibari was able to share the endless pleasure she was enjoying with Yagyū, since she was in direct and intimate contact with her.
Orgasm was no longer a fleeting moment of bliss for the two lovers. It became life itself, the air they breathed, the blood surging through their veins, the very lifeforce that allowed them to exist. Yagyū and Hibari became one, reveling in that oneness and the unparalleled ecstasy it entailed. They became goddesses, with their power only matched by their bliss and love for each other.
Infinitely satisfied, Yagyū sighed. "How was that? I bet you can't get that from Haruka!"
Hibari smiled beatifically. "It was amazing, Yagyū-chan, but..."
Her smile became sheepish. "Um... well, actually, Haruka-san has already kinda managed to... induce apotheosis in me."
"Wh-what? Wait... do you mean to tell me you were already a goddess before we did this?"
"Y-yeah. I, um... I didn't want to surprise you, so I was playing along."
"But I could tell you were ascending with me. What was that?"
"Well, I ascended partway thanks to Haruka-san, and then you helped me the rest of the way, s-so now I'm kinda... all-powerful."
"So Haruka is on the same level as I am now?"
"Nigh-omnipotent, right."
"So she doesn't stand a chance of asserting herself over you, right?"
"R-right, but in all fairness, neither do you. With that in mind, I'll see to it that you and she get along and don't fight over me anymore~!"
"W-well, I... suppose that's... acceptable, as long as you don't let her coerce you into participating in some creepy experiment or anything."
Hibari smiled again. "Actually, I was thinking of revising them so they're enjoyable for all involved, instead of just Haruka-san. Of course, I'll make sure they're to your liking too, Yagyū-chan!"
"I can't help but be concerned by that... but I'd be lying if I said the prospect didn't intrigue me."