The Ultimate Caption (April Fool's 2020)

The time has come, and so have I.  Behold, the culmination of close to two years of preparation. Everything has led up to this.  Take a moment to prepare yourself before proceeding--you'll need it.

The image I used is original art entirely by me.  I'm sure you'll agree it's my finest work yet!

All persons depicted and mentioned are fictitious (for now), owned by me, and above the age of 18.








































































































































































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TRANSCRIPT:
Text addressing the viewer directly. Ooh, it's as if she's here in the room talking to me personally! The fact that she's in space for some reason doesn't affect that at all! Does that even work for anyone? If anything, my immersion is broken when he does that. Can't this guy just write porn like everyone else? Who even is that girl? I don't watch anime. She has glowing eyes now, because the author said so. Why the unrealistic lens flare? Why does this guy have such a hard-on for Mass Effect's lens flares? Tiddies the size of Vermont! And a penis, because of course she does. Oh, and now I suppose the glowing eyes make her God 2.0: Tokyo Drift, able to beat the actual God from the Bible at Connect Four 2006¾.5% of the time, which is supposed to arouse the viewers, I guess? Who gets horny over Connect Four, anyway? Put your hand down, Charlie. Of course he's being artsy with the text. Ooh, you made a bit of the text go behind her tiddy, so amazing. Probably incorrect math, but ooh-hoo-hoo, it's time to get horny over big numbers! Infinite infinities and stuff! That's not a thing! And neither is pure energy! Energy is the ability to do work! Was he high when he was writing this? Oh, and lest we forget: STAR TREK REFERENCE.