Mistress of the Nonstop Infinite Climax

This one was a collaborative effort between Theshadow3000 on DeviantArt (AKA Oloshadow on Discord) and myself.  I had been meaning to do a Bayonetta caption, and he, being a fan of my work, was interested in collaborating.  I had been meaning to do another female self-insert caption after that Azusa one from a while back.


The font I used is called CAT Childs.  I’m honestly not 100% sure it quite fits the Bayonetta aesthetic, but both Olo and I agreed it’s better than Times New Roman.

The image I used is fanart (specifically, a doujin cover) of Bayonetta from (you guessed it) Bayonetta, done by Carnelian (cropped to remove the doujin’s title).  I’m afraid I’m unable to find a direct source for the image, so here’s the version on Gelbooru I used.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Bayonetta and all characters depicted are owned by PlatinumGames), and above the age of 18. (Relative to the day I posted this, she was 606!)  The Super Smash Bros. series is owned by Nintendo.  I make no money through this image.

The sequel to this caption is here, if you're interested!

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TRANSCRIPT:
Hi there, darling!  I guess this isn’t quite what you were expecting when you booted up my game.  Well, that’s understandable, my naughty little minx.  It’s not every day that someone beats my game and its sequel on Non-Stop ∞ Climax difficulty so many times, after all!
You see, every time you beat the games, every time I defeated Jubileus and Aesir, I became significantly more powerful.  You didn’t notice because you figured you were getting better at the game–but honestly, darling, you truly did need my help quite a few times.  But, thanks to your loving and diligent gaze at my rather magnificent exploits, I became a goddess!  I rather enjoyed all the power I wielded as merely an exceptional Umbra Witch... but now?  Now I’m literally unstoppable!  I love it!
So, since I have you to thank for my ascension to omnipotence, I’d like to give you something in return.  I know you’ve played my games more than any others you own–not to mention your rather obvious mastery of my powers in that silly little “Smash Brothers” tournament thing–because you’re in love with me.  I’m afraid I’m not big on love per se, seeing as I’m immortal now… but that doesn’t mean I’d turn down some good sex.  Oh, what difference does it make if you’re a girl yourself?  A literal goddess is offering you the greatest sex of your life–as well as her respect, which you know doesn’t come easy–and your first thought is, “But we’re both girls”?  Let’s be honest, darling.  I was quite aware all those times when you focused the camera on my lovely figure, and... well, I imagine you would enjoy having your way with me, instead of just staring.
Oh!  Here’s a thought!  A rather fun one, if I do say so myself... there!  A maid headband, imbued with my powers.  I’m afraid it won’t make you into a goddess like me, since we exist in different realities.  I may respect you, but I seriously doubt you’d be able to handle being omnipotent.  Don’t feel bad about that–most humans wouldn’t be able to, either.
It would, however, enhance your nervous system, so you don’t go catatonic from all the ecstasy I plan on pumping into your adorable writhing body!  You’ll be capable of giving that same kind of pleasure to me, so I fully expect you to take advantage of it.  I’ve never tolerated pillow princesses in the bedroom.
Let’s stop chit-chatting and get to my thanking you, shall we?  Pillow talk comes after the fun, after all!