Riding the Valkyrie

I assure you, I haven't utterly devoted myself to the Super Goddesses, and I haven't completely disregarded any and all original work I created in the past--really!

In addition to a cute little vignette showing the stark contrast between Enhanceds and non-Enhanceds, it also served as an early teaser for a then-new Super Goddess: Brunhilde, who first appeared in Double Life by Akane--give it a read if you haven't already!

Given Brunhilde's young age relative to the other Super Goddesses (at the time of this caption's posting, she was the youngest), that would mean this caption takes place in 2117 at the earliest.  If this kind of lore interests you, then feel free to the series hub, complete with a comprehensive timeline of every work currently written!

The art I used is fanart of Darkness (top) and Megumin (bottom) from Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!, done by synn (synndev) on Pixiv.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Darkness and Megumin are owned by Natsume Akatsuki), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:

It's not fair.  She's not much older than I am.  She's *certainly* not better at anything than I am!  ...Well, that *used* to be the case.  But then she was Enhanced by that stupid Brunhild, and now she won't stop rubbing it in my face!
Does she seriously think I'm not already abundantly aware of how tall she is?  I get it--you're three meters tall!  You're an absolute amazon among women!
Do those overinflated milkbags of hers weigh her down *so much* that she has no choice but to rest them on my head?!  I don't seem to recall hearing her ask for permission, or even an idle complaint about the strain they place on her back or something!
And another thing: I don't care about her 600-something IQ!  You'd think someone so ridiculously smart would know the meaning and value of humility!  I... *was* proud of my 175 IQ, until she came along... but I never bragged about it!  Most people don't need to know that about me!  For that matter, most people don't care!
While I'm on the subject of things she lacks, she has absolutely no restraint, either!  If she sees someone on the street who looks like a good fuck, she's on top of them just like that!  She charms and seduces with such nonchalance and expertise that she makes porn actors and prostitutes look like amateurish hobbyists!  I, on the other hand, have yet to land a significant other in any capacity....
On a related note, she's eagerly informed me that her orgasms are powerful, last for hours--*days*, even--and are all-around wonderful....  Meanwhile, I fear I may be damaging my reproductive system from masturbating too often, only to reach increasingly dissatisfying orgasms.
...Well, my next course of action is clear.  I'm gonna find that Valkyrie Super Goddess and have her Enhance the shit out of me!