Incomprehensible and Awesome

Working title: Omnipantent

Requested by my patron Avia Bloodbourn. Thanks to General Tommy and OmniScribbler for beta reading and additional contributions.
The image I used is fanart of Caulifla from Dragon Ball, done by Artistofsluts on Newgrounds.  I wasn't able to find a picture of Pan as a Super Saiyan and older than 11 or so, so I used this one of Caulifla instead. One's physical appearance can change a lot from age 10-ish to age 18, after all.

Additionally, the moon and stars in the background are a screenshot of Space Engine--specifically looking at the moon from Japan (roughly Tokyo) on May 16, 1995, the day that Pan was first introduced in the manga.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Dragon Ball is owned by Akira Toriyama, Bird Studio, and Shueisha), and above the age of 18.

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TRANSCRIPT:
Age 797. A staggeringly rare celestial phenomenon caused the moon to produce insane amounts of zenos. The resulting Blutz Waves were easily the most potent ever recorded.
Eager to discover their transformative powers in Saiyans, Pan rushed outside and began absorbing all the zenos she could and ascended into a Super Saiyan.
The rush of power was simply unparalleled. Pan was more interested in enjoying her youth than becoming stronger and becoming a match for her grandpa Goku... but after that first taste of what real Saiyan power was like, she had to have more.
Fortunately, there were plenty more Blutz Waves left. She eagerly continued absorbing them and becoming more powerful. Along the way, she realized she wasn't becoming a more powerful Super Saiyan, but something entirely different and far more powerful. Excited by the prospect, she redoubled her absorption. Her ascension felt like a relentless onslaught of orgasms entirely contained within her. The power and pleasure alike felt so insanely good that she had no intention of ever stopping.
Before long, she had effortlessly wrested control of the entire multiverse from both iterations of the Omni-King, meeting no resistance. Even then, her power kept growing by the petasecond.
She had become something truly incomprehensible and awesome, but, to her mild disappointment, it wasn't a Super Saiyan. Of course, fixing that required less than no effort at all, making her into the one and only Omnipotent Super Saiyan.
She was so caught up in her omnipotence and all the ecstasy it entailed that she didn't notice her friends and family staring up at her, ranging from reverent awe to stunned disbelief. She eagerly floated down before Goku.
"Look how powerful I've become, Grandpa! You wouldn't believe how amazing it feels! I'd ask if you want to spar, but I think my first blow would erase you from existence and history, even if I was holding back! I'm gonna head off to other dimensions and realms of existence to find a worthy opponent! Once you become this powerful, come find me and let's spar then! Bye for now~!"
Pan shot off into the sky, outpacing the fastest FTL drives ever created by more orders orders of magnitude than any form of mathematics were capable of expressing.