Nymphomaniac's Excessive Energy Transmission

 

Please also read the previous caption. It's not required per se, but it'll help with context.

Thanks to Akane for coming up with this idea. Additional thanks to Engineered Sorcery and yearends for beta reading and additional contributions. Additional additional thanks to Engineered Sorcery for helping come up with the title, specifically a backronym of NEET. 

Fun fact: this caption has the irregular distinction of having its first draft written in a different state than where I live. I was on a short trip and had a sudden burst of inspiration, so I jotted down the first incarnation of this caption on my phone, to revise them later back home.

The image I used is fanart of an original character done by Asanagi on Twitter. niku's profile picture is from the same image I used in the last caption, same artist and same source.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me, and above the age of 18.

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niku0721 (Auto-translated from Japanese)
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Sat Jul 05 2177, 3:19:33 pm · 2 hours ago

As it turns out, my life of eternal orgasmic bliss caught the attention of infinitely higher powers!
Some time ago, Christina devised a unit of measurement for quantifying the energy produced by one's orgasms: the gauden. It relates to how many watts an orgasm can produce. Normal Humans can power an old-style light bulb for a bit, while sufficiently powerful Enhanceds can power cities for years!
Christina and Shizurin contacted me recently. They said I regularly produce an average of 318 yottagaudens each time I jill off, which is nearly as much equivalent power as an entire Type II civilization on the Kardashev scale uses per second! That's orders of magnitude beyond what other Enhanceds of my power level are capable of, so they gave me an offer too irresistible to refuse.
Christina gifted me a reproduction of the dildo she used to give herself one of the very first Super Orgasms. It's admittedly not as powerful as the original, but even so, it's leagues beyond anything I've ever dared to use on myself before! Shizurin proposed I use that dildo to power all of Japan with my orgasms alone! Naturally, I jumped at the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to serve not one, but two Super Goddesses!
As I plunged that monster inside me, I realized in a novaic flare of pure light that I could never go back to my old vibrators, to the pleasures of mere mortals.
My life was changed forever in that instant. If I wasn't addicted before, I definitely am now~! My body has been utterly transformed into an orgasm factory! All of my body's functions are optimized solely to give me the most profound rapture, beyond physical limitations and imagination alike! In fact, exposure to this level of ecstasy actually blessed me with extra powers! I can transmute matter, like the trash in my room, to become fully functional and super powerful vibrators! I've begun experimenting with bringing images from my mind's eye to reality--I'm apparently a natural at it!--which means I can make as many super sex toys as I want! I can even employ spatial warping to fit all of them in my holes with plenty of room to spare for Christina's super dildo! Divine powers only interest me if they can make my orgasms better!
Japan will never run out of power, because I will never stop cumming. I couldn’t ask for a gift so endlessly, impossibly wonderful!
... Well no, that's not entirely true. I'm abundantly aware that there's far more power and pleasure out there.
Oh, now there's an idea! If I persuade Shizurin or Christina to make me ultipotent, I'd be able to experience the ultimate pleasure: the Super Orgasm! A mere ultipotent on their own wouldn't have a chance of surviving one, but if I made love to a Super Goddess, she'd be able to help me through it!
Can you even imagine that? You're having objectively the best sex ever with a genuine Super Goddess, but your brain just can't handle pleasure that supremely intense! It shuts down and you die... but she just says "Nah, I'm not really in the mood to fuck a corpse." and wills you back to life! And, thanks to their Super Empathy, they'd make certain you feel all the empyrean bliss they do! Oh fuck, that's hot! There's no safer place than underneath a Super Goddess in heat~!
Oh my... I think just imagining that sort of experience might become addicting, to say nothing of the real thing! I won't be able to think straight until I experience the transcendent ecstasy of the gods themselves!
Hmmm... I wonder who I should ask: Christina or Shizurin....?

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