Punishment

My first Haruhi caption!  Haruhi was the first anime I ever saw, so it has special significance to me.

I figured I'd try colored text to indicate who's talking here.  I admit that the blue and purple shades are fairly similar, to the point that color blind people may have trouble distinguishing them, though it's fairly apparent who's speaking based on the distinctly different speech patterns.  If you're familiar with the characters, you'll know who's who.  If not, Kyon speaks normally and Yuki speaks like a robot.

The image I used is of Yuki Nagato (above) and Kyon (below) from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu, done by maguta on Pixiv.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu and all characters depicted are owned by Nagaru Tanigawa and Noizi Ito), and above the age of 18.  I make no money through this image.

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TRANSCRIPT:
"Urk... uh, hey, Nagato?"
"Yes?"
"Um... nothing personal, but you're... really heavy.  I think my skull might crack soon, honestly."
"Impossible.  My control of data is absolute.  You will only experience sustained moderate pain, with no lasting damage to your form."
"How did I even get into this situation?"
"You were admiring the forms of Haruhi Suzumiya and Mikuru Asahina clad in bunnygirl costumes while conspicuously ignoring that of my own.  I am acting per Haruhi Suzumiya's recommendation and 'asserting my dominance'."
"Look, Nagato, you really shouldn't take advice from Haruhi about anything, ever."
"I am not compelled to accept your advice at this time, nor am I satisfied with your opinion of me.  Therefore, you will be bound here until I am."
"A-and how long will that take?!"
"The duration of this exercise is entirely dependent on your cooperation.  The Data Integration Thought Entity has granted me access to however much power I require to accomplish this task.  I recommend you cooperate, or else you may later wish sustained moderate pain was the extent of your punishment."
"Oh god..."
"That title is an accurate descriptor, but it is unnecessary.  You have permission to refer to me by name, but only with the honorific -sama."