Big Dick Energy

A sequel to my previous Astolfo caption.
Getting the text to fit nicely inside the open space of the image without covering up Astolfo or his enormous wang was tricky, but, as you can see, I eventually managed it. It took longer than it should have for me to realize I could crop a few rows from the top. 🙃

Fun fact: Astolfo is 164 cm tall and weighs 56 kg. You know who else that is that tall and weighs that much? Vegeta. This means all of Vegeta's extra muscle mass weighs the same as Astolfo's cock.

The image I used is fanart of Astolfo from Fate, done by Sinensian on Pixiv. Unfortunately, the picture was deleted there, so here's a mirror on Sankaku Complex.

Thanks to Akane for beta reading.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Fate and its iteration of Astolfo are owned by Type-Moon and Yūichirō Higashide), and above the age of 18.

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TRANSCRIPT:
Oh, hey again! I thought I'd see how big I can make my cock--what do you think?
Well, I should clarify--this is hardly my upper limit. I'm very much a grower, and this thing is barely even half-erect yet, not to mention that I can magically augment it without limit and to my heart's delight too! I could have it go farther than you could see! I could even have it go past the moon!
Ah, I can tell you're getting riled up just imagining how big and powerful it can get. I'm afraid it would almost certainly kill you, though. You know how you shouldn't fuck a horse? Same principle, though you'd also pop like an overfilled water balloon when I cum. Sorry.
However, I could enhance your body so you could take it. I could make you into a giant so I'd comfortably fit inside you, even at my biggest. Or I could make you stretchy, so all the cum fits. Or I could make you indestructible, so you could take all the punishment I can put out. Hell, I could even make you omnipotent like me and a puny half-erect thing like this would be laughably easy for you to handle!
Of course, if I make you omnipotent, then we could simplify the process enormously and just merge our essences together. From there, there's no limit to what pleasures we could enjoy! We could even become pleasure itself! We could even become something entirely new that puts your definition of pleasure to shame by comparison! Just imagine what that would feel like!
Ha! If we do that, then my huge cock doesn't even enter into the equation! Regardless, I can tell you're just about jizzing yourself at the opportunity to become all-powerful, so let's start there! We'll have all eternity to decide how best to fuck afterwards~!