When I first saw Girls und Panzer back in the day, I was instantly smitten by Hana. You've heard this sort of thing from me before. Anime as a medium just has too many waifus, man! Don't get me wrong, I love it, but still!
I spoke with my friend Bloom about identifying the flowers and their hanakotoba meanings, which influenced the premise for this caption. The big white flower is obviously a white lily, but the others require more extrapolation. We assume the red/pink flower is a fern leaf peony, and the yellow flower a marigold.
The image I used is of Hana Isuzu from Girls und Panzer, done by Oosaka Kanagawa on Pixiv.
Thanks to Akane, Bloom, and madokaaaaaaaaaaa for beta reading and additional contributions.
All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me, and above the age of 18.
TRANSCRIPT:
Good day, Saori-san. Recent events have motivated me to give you a present--namely, ah... me.
It's a bit on the... unconventional side, as you can no doubt see, but I trust you'll appreciate it. I know you've expressed interest in this style of sweater before, so I got one... s-somehow.
I'm well aware that you've been greatly enjoying your powers and the freedom they offer you. I can't imagine what it must be like.... being completely unbound by time, space, law, and logic, reveling in pleasures incomprehensible to any mortal... it must be amazing.
You have been on my mind a lot recently, Saori-san--to the point that I've been struggling to not think about you! It's very strange.... Perhaps I've become enamored with the idea of goddesshood? Considering how lavish and incredible the experience appears to be, that may be a likely answer.
I... I'm honestly not sure what's happening to me. I'm not normally this... erotic. It reminds me of when Yukari-san fired a tank round during our first practice match. I'm sure you remember it too. I instantly found myself yearning for the rush of adrenaline that comes with the noise and force of a firing tank cannon. This is... like that, only more profound. It's difficult to explain.
Everything just feels so good and flowers appeared in my cleavage somehow! Saori-san, I don't understand any of this, but every impulse in my body is screaming at me to confess to you! I can't take any more of it, so here goes! Saori Takebe, I love you with every fiber of my being! I love you so much that it hurts to see you flirting with every cute girl you meet! I love you so much that I want to tear off this weird sweater and make love to you all night!
Wait a minute. Where did this sweater come from? Where did these flowers come from? How are they perfectly arranged like this? Saori-san... do I have powers, too?
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